Replicator Menu

From LCARS

In addition to the standard Starfleet replicator patterns, there are a number of custom patterns that have been added to the emperor's replicator pattern database. A great number of them are added by Amelia and come from either her family's collection or are a direct result of her attempts to follow her grandmother's recipes for dishes she made fresh.

Food

Astronaut Ice Cream

Based upon the Freeze-dried ice cream created for NASA by Whirlpool Corporation for the Apollo missions, but was never used on any NASA spaceflight missions. This pattern is available in a range of flavors, including popular ones such as:

  • Neapolitan
  • Chocolate
  • Beetlesnuff
  • Butter Pecan
  • Kava Fruit
  • Mint Chocolate Chip
  • Andorian Ale
  • Blood Pudding
  • Strawberry

Atomic Buffalo turds

Jalapenos with tops cut off. Stuffed with sausage, cheddar cheese, and cream cheese. Topped with bacon, then grilled upright to perfection. Order the second round now.

Chicken a la Ben

A grilled chicken breast topped with mango sauce, served with a spinach, avocado and mango salad and a slice of rosemary Parmesan bread.

Cow Pies

A chocolate brownie cookie with chocolate chips and nuts that resembles a "cow pie".

Deja Vu

A tasty cup of noodle that you have the feeling you've seen before.

Fish Custard

An unholy union of fish fingers and custard.

Gummi Targ

Gelatin based candies that come in a number of flavors, shaped like a Klingon targ. Available flavors include:

  • Raktajino
  • Blood Wine (non-alcoholic)
  • Blood Wine (synthehol)
  • Romulan Ale (non-alcoholic)
  • Guinness Nitro Cold Brew Coffee (synthehol)
  • Bajoran Springwine (synthehol)
  • Mead (synthehol)

Mac'n'Cheese

The sauce is bright golden yellow in color, has that perfect velvety smooth texture, and otherwise does not resemble any known cheese in any way. The noodles are bland and flavorless, soft in an overcooked kind of a way, and in the shape of elbow macaroni. Plated as a side dish on this pattern is broccoli — most people never get so far to try it as the main dish puts them off, but according to one Corey Waterhouse, the broccoli in this replicator pattern is the only pattern in the fleet where the broccoli is perfectly steamed.

This replicator pattern is infamous — most in Starfleet have had the misfortune of encountering it on one posting or another, and nearly all who've tried it hate it. People often attempt to delete it from the computer database, but somehow it eventually returns to dupe another unsuspecting victim into replicating it.

Weenioli

A pair of hot dogs that lie in white bread buns lined with American cheese, they are dressed with small square ravioli and a thin tomato sauce. Served on a paper plate.

This pattern comes from the Waterhouse database, and despite Diziara's best efforts to eradicate it, it remains year after year with only the occasional gaps while waiting for Corey to ferret it out of one of his emergency backup caches.

Drink

Bea's Exercise Necter

Default vessel for replication is a purple and green double walled tumbler with a sip top and a cluster of hex shaped transparent windows along one side. The contents are an electrolyte drink that's bright pink in color, and taste not unlike Strawberry Fanta. It is *not* Strawberry Fanta, it's much healthier, but it still tastes not unlike Strawberry Fanta.

Blue Lemonade

A drink added by Lem Broll upon entering the vessel. Not only is it a popular cocktail, but it also has affinity with his culture. The base of tonic water and lemon creates a refreshing and calming drink with a hint of sweetness from the juice mixture added. Preferably served in a highball glass with a slice of lemon and a straw. A variation on this uses strawberries instead of lemons.

Mix four parts Bolian tonic water, one part simple syrup, three parts Tarin juice and the juice of a half lemon to a cocktail shaker. Shake with ice and serve in a Highball glass with lemon slice and straw. Optional: add flavored sugar to the glass rim.

Bubble Tea

Available in a range of flavors, and with a number of boba styles, this cool refreshing drink can be customized to taste. Popular tea flavors include black tea, Earl Grey, chocolate, green, matcha, melon, strawberry; popular boba include original, flavored poppers, aloe, and shapes like pandas. Sweetness, ice, and milk type can be adjusted as well.

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

A near approximation of a drink from an old earth novel called The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (part of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "trilogy"). It is described as a drink that has the affect not unlike having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

Prairie Oyster

A whole raw egg (yoke unbroken), Worcestershire sauce and Tabasco sauce, garnished with a little salt and pepper.

Santorum Shot

A shot consisting of half an ounce of dirty ass well vodka, half an ounce of creme de cacao (dark), a dash of cream and a healthy splash of seltzer water. Served by placing hand on top of the shot glass and slamming on the table.

Sonic Screwdriver

There are two variations of this drink. Both involve Vodka mixed with a flavored carbonated beverage known as a soda; one features a blue bubblegum flavored soda, the other features a green apple flavored soda.

Succubus Napalm

A purple mixed drink garnished with a maraschino cherry, consisting of Romulan Ale and a mystery collection of pink liquid, and served in stemware.

Sweet Little Rain

A cup of Americano style coffee or smoked black tea is served under a suspended ball of cotton candy. As the steam rises from the beverage, it melts the cotton candy and causes it to drip into the cup and sweeten it, looking like rain. Based upon a drink served in a cafe called Mellower Coffee, invented by their barista Kim Jinkyu (more information).

Miscellaneous

Dear Buddha

A red plastic Easter egg containing a plastic Firefly class transport, and a spotted pony with flocking.